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Larry Flynt to write history of presidents' sex lives. Suggested titles include "From Johnson to Bush" and "There's A Reason They Called Millard 'Fillmore'" [Interesting]
Thu, 18 Mar 2010 11:50:07 EDT -
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43-year-old woman arrested for alleged sex act with student (w/ "hell yes" pic) [Dumbass]
Thu, 18 Mar 2010 11:04:06 EDT -
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A possible factor in diabetes risk is antici- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - [Interesting]
Thu, 18 Mar 2010 10:55:35 EDT -
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Jon Stewart: "He's just like our last president". Texas school board member: "Somebody needs to stand up to the experts" Jon Stewart: "Wow he really is just like our last president." [Amusing]
Thu, 18 Mar 2010 10:54:10 EDT -
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If you beat the murder charges, but you did actually commit the murder, the first thing you do shouldn't be to write a taunting letter to prosecutors detailing the crime. Unless you want that to also be the last thing you do [Dumbass]
Thu, 18 Mar 2010 10:49:18 EDT -
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Bus driver who won £2.3 million lottery the day after getting a divorce vows to share his jackpot with his ex-wife. YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG [Fail]
Thu, 18 Mar 2010 10:36:05 EDT -
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Disgruntled ex-employee of car dealership accused of remotely disabling 100 customer's cars over the internet. In other news, your car dealer can apparently disable your car over the internet [Scary]
Thu, 18 Mar 2010 10:30:18 EDT -
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Behold the horror that is the Steve Jobs cheese head. Good luck trying to get to sleep tonight [Scary]
Thu, 18 Mar 2010 09:22:08 EDT -
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Last chance to sign up for 2010 Fark NCAA Tournament Pick'em. Search for Fark, no pword required. Duke sucks [Cool]
Thu, 18 Mar 2010 09:19:48 EDT -
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Thu, 18 Mar 2010 08:32:10 EDT -
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Health officials reveal that most brain injuries the result of falls, accidents, reruns of "Two and a Half Men" [Obvious]
Thu, 18 Mar 2010 08:30:09 EDT -
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Man ends his electrician career to become a conductor [Sad]
Thu, 18 Mar 2010 07:07:00 EDT -
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Today's Fark-Ready headline "Sleeping man shocked after cold man jumps into bed" [Obvious]
Thu, 18 Mar 2010 06:52:00 EDT -
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Armed robber goes to a grocery store, pulls out a knife, and demands cash. Do the other customers: a.) hold him at gunpoint until the cops arrive, b.) tackle him and take his knife away, or c.) bring him down with a hail of vegetables? [Amusing]
Thu, 18 Mar 2010 06:47:00 EDT -
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Cutest pics you'll see today of a Persian cat taking a dip in the family pool [Sappy]
Thu, 18 Mar 2010 05:33:00 EDT -
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In case your faith in humanity wasn't shaken enough [Asinine]
Thu, 18 Mar 2010 05:03:00 EDT -
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Gambling GILF grievously gyps guru, galled gaolers grab granny [Dumbass]
Thu, 18 Mar 2010 04:30:00 EDT -
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Police suspect flees biting dog [Obvious]
Thu, 18 Mar 2010 04:24:00 EDT -
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Officer forced to take evasive action to avoid getting struck by A) gunfire, B) car, or C) penis [Interesting]
Thu, 18 Mar 2010 04:09:00 EDT -
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Add some color to this bleak landscape [Photoshop]
Thu, 18 Mar 2010 04:01:10 EDT -
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Insurance company does the right thing by helping those most in need. Just kidding, they pick out people in a database who probably have life-threatening illnesses and investigate them for fraud so they can drop their coverage [Sick]
Thu, 18 Mar 2010 03:51:00 EDT -
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Pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars, green clovers, and hot lead [Fail]
Thu, 18 Mar 2010 03:16:00 EDT -
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Ex-vegan gives talk to vegans. Do they: c) burn her face with capiscum while the audience cheers? [Sick]
Thu, 18 Mar 2010 02:35:00 EDT -
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Living in your car with 23 animals? That's a finin' [Weird]
Thu, 18 Mar 2010 02:08:00 EDT -
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Cracked presents the Cliff's Notes version of Drew's book for free: Six ways the media disguises BS as fact [Misc]
Thu, 18 Mar 2010 01:48:00 EDT -
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Correctional officer at the Cook County Jail was fired for bringing DVD's to work to watch; DVDs of Discovery Channel's "Cook County Jail" series [Dumbass]
Thu, 18 Mar 2010 01:01:00 EDT -
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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting missile strike against an Al Qaeda leader." "Interrupting missile strike aga-" *KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM* [Spiffy]
Thu, 18 Mar 2010 00:24:00 EDT -
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Proving that some people just can't take a hint, a Nova Scotia woman has been incorrectly declared dead by authorities - for the second time [Strange]
Thu, 18 Mar 2010 00:18:00 EDT -
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Theme of Farktography Contest No. 254: "Farkitecture" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme [Farktography]
Thu, 18 Mar 2010 00:01:00 EDT -
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What does a one year old Happy Meal look like? [Sick]
Wed, 17 Mar 2010 23:37:02 EDT -
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Cure for breast cancer found. Still no cure for canc, er... um, Duke sucks? (w/ photo of medically relevant sideboob) [Cool]
Wed, 17 Mar 2010 22:06:52 EDT -
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Dad leaps from a second story window and shoots his daughter's boyfriend in the groin when he sees him beating her up, guaranteeing whoever dates her in the future will always get her home before curfew [Hero]
Wed, 17 Mar 2010 21:44:26 EDT -
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"Scarface" is: being captured by the police · 15 minutes ago · Comment · Like [Dumbass]
Wed, 17 Mar 2010 21:34:24 EDT -
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Illinois pub celebrates St. Patrick's Day with a pint-for-a-pint blood drive. Bet you can't drink more than ten [Strange]
Wed, 17 Mar 2010 21:21:22 EDT -
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Having solved all of the other problems in the state, the Tennessee state Senate has passed legislation to allow aquariums in barber shops [Asinine]
Wed, 17 Mar 2010 21:16:27 EDT -
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March Madness a popular time for vasectomies [Amusing]
Wed, 17 Mar 2010 20:33:17 EDT -
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Just in case that whole 2012 thing doesn't work out, Leonardo Davinci apparently thought the world would end in 4006. So, you've got that to look forward to [Interesting]
Wed, 17 Mar 2010 20:21:07 EDT -
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Photoshop this brick balancing [Photoshop]
Wed, 17 Mar 2010 20:06:10 EDT -
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Guy drinks shot of morphine to celebrate his clean drug test, with predictable results [Florida]
Wed, 17 Mar 2010 20:03:22 EDT -
Florida [link] [105 comments]
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State's list of worst-at-math schools is retracted due to -- wait for it -- math error made by state [Obvious]
Wed, 17 Mar 2010 19:35:10 EDT -
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Man arrested for crossing the street to buy pizza [Asinine]
Wed, 17 Mar 2010 19:17:41 EDT -
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Spring break: rape, drinking, sun, beach, rape [Florida]
Wed, 17 Mar 2010 19:07:33 EDT -
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Sheriff's helicopter launched to help in high-speed scooter pursuit [Florida]
Wed, 17 Mar 2010 18:50:44 EDT -
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Man kicked off train for writing down the titles of songs and artists, including "The Killers" and "Take Me Out" [Amusing]
Wed, 17 Mar 2010 18:40:28 EDT -
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With $peeding ticket revenue down during the bad economic time$ the $tate i$ con$idering rai$ing $peeding fine$, you know for public $afety [Obvious]
Wed, 17 Mar 2010 18:32:05 EDT -
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Spring breaker too drunk to remember if he had been robbed. "I noted (he) had urinated on himself" [Florida]
Wed, 17 Mar 2010 18:08:08 EDT -
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University of Texas announces that it's instituting the Van Wilder rule [Sad]
Wed, 17 Mar 2010 17:19:47 EDT -
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9/11 Solved. Any questions? [Hero]
Wed, 17 Mar 2010 15:38:36 EDT -
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Yo, dawg. Life herd you like dogs, dawg, so they put some Irish dogs up for St. Patrick's Day [Obvious]
Wed, 17 Mar 2010 15:30:29 EDT -
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US kids now getting stoned on Spice, apply for summer Guild Navigator jobs [Interesting]
Wed, 17 Mar 2010 15:08:55 EDT -
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