Japanese officials to small NJ town: "We'd be much obliged if you'd tear down your memorial to abused 'comfort women' of WWII." NJ town: "How about 'NO'... and btw, welcome to the Streisand Effect" [Obvious]
Sun, 20 May 2012 10:21:31 EDT -
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DEA wants to scan all license plates on I-15 in Southern Utah, notes how they already do this in California and Texas and are considering Arizona as well. Papers, please, tovarich [Asinine]
Sun, 20 May 2012 10:02:17 EDT -
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List of the top 10 most famous real or fictional penises. Yup, he's on there...him too. However, regardless of what your online dating profile says, you are not. Possibly Not safe for work [Weeners]
Sun, 20 May 2012 09:59:17 EDT -
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Lockerbie bomber, Abdel Basset al-Megrahi, dies after the longest 3 months in history [NewsFlash]
Sun, 20 May 2012 09:43:49 EDT -
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Photoshop this cheeky painter [Photoshop]
Sun, 20 May 2012 09:00:01 EDT -
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Willie Nelson, tell us what you really think. Obvious tag currently sporting panda eyes, distracted by Doritos. Mmm... Doritos [Spiffy]
Sun, 20 May 2012 08:56:01 EDT -
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Survey says vacation sex is better. Doesn't mention if that is with or without your regular partner [Interesting]
Sun, 20 May 2012 08:35:53 EDT -
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If another country brings a knife to a conflict, bring a nuclear submarine [Obvious]
Sun, 20 May 2012 07:45:23 EDT -
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It appears that even the Brits know not to screw with the native American's burial practices [Interesting]
Sun, 20 May 2012 07:26:20 EDT -
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You go now. You be here four hour. But clean your plate first [Amusing]
Sun, 20 May 2012 07:05:07 EDT -
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Bonfire of the sensitivities [Fail]
Sun, 20 May 2012 06:09:17 EDT -
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Think Friday's IPO was bad? Zuckerburg loses 50% of his $17.5 billion stake in Facebook in one day [Interesting]
Sun, 20 May 2012 05:10:36 EDT -
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Troubled freighter drifts toward Great Barrier Reef. If only there was some way to coral it [Scary]
Sun, 20 May 2012 04:48:35 EDT -
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More than 100 fish stolen from hatchery. THIS ISN'T A VICTIMLESS CRIME, FOR COD'S SAKE [Asinine]
Sun, 20 May 2012 04:11:19 EDT -
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Senior Prom held at same location as porn convention, to become Career Day for some lucky couples [Florida]
Sun, 20 May 2012 03:47:09 EDT -
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Man severs real estate agent's arm, puts him out of commission [Scary]
Sun, 20 May 2012 03:25:33 EDT -
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Woman injured as rock smashes into bus window. This tragedy could have been avoided if she had paper [Asinine]
Sun, 20 May 2012 02:45:22 EDT -
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Toxic chemical found in school sneakers. Hilarity in shoes [Scary]
Sun, 20 May 2012 02:21:16 EDT -
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Masked robbers swipe $500,000 in tires. This is not going to be a good year [Florida]
Sun, 20 May 2012 01:55:22 EDT -
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I'm Tom Bodett, and we'll leave a corpse out for ya [Sick]
Sun, 20 May 2012 00:12:32 EDT -
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From priests to beasts, it's this weeks Mugshot Roundup [Fail]
Sun, 20 May 2012 00:03:24 EDT -
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Fire chief angry at 'idiots' for wasting his department's time and money when they have to rescue them from roof [Obvious]
Sat, 19 May 2012 23:11:45 EDT -
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Ah, wasn't it a wonderful, mild winter? Yes, yes it was, says Alberto [Obvious]
Sat, 19 May 2012 22:16:46 EDT -
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How an angler and two government bureaucrats may have saved the Atlantic Ocean. And by "saved" they mean preventing the primary source of food for most fish in the sea from going extinct [Interesting]
Sat, 19 May 2012 22:16:19 EDT -
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Clowning is a profession in rapid decline. "We reach out constantly to try to find the younger people to come forward and to join us." ...Yes, down here, where there's cotton candy, and rides, all sorts of surprises... balloons too [Scary]
Sat, 19 May 2012 22:02:46 EDT -
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Two Northern California cities dump redlight cameras. Subby's more partial to greenlights, anyway [Spiffy]
Sat, 19 May 2012 21:55:49 EDT -
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School board takes courageous stand, says "it's up to teachers to decide whether students' clothes or haircuts are appropriate" [Asinine]
Sat, 19 May 2012 21:14:18 EDT -
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Businessman buys $200,000 worth of merchandise at closing Kmart store, donates it all to local county community services and also rents them a warehouse to keep it in [Hero]
Sat, 19 May 2012 21:11:44 EDT -
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Two cheetah cubs have a romping good time. The Sun is there [Sappy]
Sat, 19 May 2012 20:42:48 EDT -
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The war on drugs is working: Police spend several weeks investigating drug dealer with a whole quarter ounce of marijuana [Asinine]
Sat, 19 May 2012 20:26:03 EDT -
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Photoshop this tunnel of love [Photoshop]
Sat, 19 May 2012 20:00:01 EDT -
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Who wants to volunteer to teach TSA employees to not play with the pepper spray they've just confiscated? [Florida]
Sat, 19 May 2012 19:31:22 EDT -
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Law enforcement concerned that some marijuana being grown in California is not being used for medicinal purposes [Obvious]
Sat, 19 May 2012 19:09:07 EDT -
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San Diego Fark Party, Saturday May 26th 6:00pm at Pizza Port Solana Beach [updated] [FarkParty]
Sat, 19 May 2012 18:59:04 EDT -
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Headline: Shrubbery Stolen, Knights Who Say 'Ni' Remain at Large. Fark: No, realli [Amusing]
Sat, 19 May 2012 18:53:06 EDT -
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Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...the World Expo of Beer [Spiffy]
Sat, 19 May 2012 18:44:15 EDT -
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Man steals swan eggs and scrambles them, now finds goose cooked [Florida]
Sat, 19 May 2012 17:18:14 EDT -
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Naked man fleeing police falls through ceiling, breaks through glass door and then it gets interesti.... No, actually that's pretty much it. Ta Da [Stupid]
Sat, 19 May 2012 16:38:09 EDT -
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Plane nearly collides with Denver street light. With helpful news graphic of flying question mark [Scary]
Sat, 19 May 2012 16:36:11 EDT -
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Photoshop this rustic residence [Photoshop]
Sat, 19 May 2012 16:00:01 EDT -
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The USS Iowa will make its final mission Sunday, as it departs the San Francisco Bay on its final voyage to LA to become a floating museum [Cool]
Sat, 19 May 2012 15:47:19 EDT -
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The best restaurant review you'll read all day. "Moments of cooking so cack-handed, so foul, so astoundingly grim you want to congratulate the kitchen on its incompetence" [Amusing]
Sat, 19 May 2012 15:37:13 EDT -
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Boot shaped chicken nugget from Quikmart up for auction. Yes you read that correctly [Strange]
Sat, 19 May 2012 15:29:17 EDT -
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Turns out that some men love the Zooey Deschanel iPhone ad. You know the one where she's too lazy to open a can of soup, clean her pigsty [Unlikely]
Sat, 19 May 2012 15:14:15 EDT -
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NASA's Google Map shows where tomorrow night's annular eclipse can be seen from Earth. Sorry, states not named California, Nevada, Arizona, Utah, New Mexico, and Texas [Interesting]
Sat, 19 May 2012 14:59:33 EDT -
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FARK: Target fires "well-liked" employee after 16 years. TotalFark: For leaving late to take her meal breaks. UltraFark: 3 times in 18 months. Law$uitFark: She has a disability that makes it difficult for her to keep track of time [Asinine]
Sat, 19 May 2012 14:52:31 EDT -
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Me fail English? Unpossible [Florida]
Sat, 19 May 2012 14:34:09 EDT -
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Geek Pride Night 9pm 5/23 at Skybar in Bowling Green, OH. Farkers most definitely welcome to our party [FarkParty]
Sat, 19 May 2012 14:00:01 EDT -
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Not to be done by New Jersey, upstate New Yorkers find their tap water is now horribly saline. Tap water trifecta, anyone? [Weird]
Sat, 19 May 2012 13:42:12 EDT -
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SWAT team arrests Chicago protesters for the heinous crime of...making beer. Glad we're safe from THAT particular scourge [Asinine]
Sat, 19 May 2012 13:24:25 EDT -
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