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"Missing California woman reportedly seen in Las Vegas" Apparently, however, neither CNN, the Las Vegas PD nor the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Office can contribute a photo. So be sure to be on the lookout for her [Fail]
Thu, 29 Jul 2010 11:30:04 EDT -
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Peach flavored placenta, plus seven other disturbing inventions from Japan. (slightly Not safe for work) [Sick]
Thu, 29 Jul 2010 11:29:57 EDT -
Sick [link] [0 comments]
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Suspicious device found in Chelsea. Guess she couldn't wait for the wedding [Scary]
Thu, 29 Jul 2010 11:28:21 EDT -
Scary [link] [18 comments]
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When forging a check, it's best to pick an amount that will fit through a teller's window [Dumbass]
Thu, 29 Jul 2010 11:25:17 EDT -
Dumbass [link] [4 comments]
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South Korean Prime Minister offers to resign... again. Presumably to give speeches on the lucrative Tea Party circuit [Dumbass]
Thu, 29 Jul 2010 11:22:06 EDT -
Dumbass [link] [6 comments]
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Dayumm. Chek out dat azzz. it's not Ba-donk-a-donk...It's Zedonk-a-donk. Wait, WHAT?? (With photo of dat azzz) [Interesting]
Thu, 29 Jul 2010 11:14:56 EDT -
Interesting [link] [19 comments]
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Portland doing it's best to control child sex trafficking with it's 2 vice cops. Meanwhile the drug unit has 18 officers and 4 sergeants. Your doing it wrong [Sad]
Thu, 29 Jul 2010 11:13:48 EDT -
Sad [link] [33 comments]
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In a completely fair and balanced article, a prostitute explains that all men cheat [Unlikely]
Thu, 29 Jul 2010 10:59:38 EDT -
Unlikely [link] [58 comments]
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News: 100 million facebook users have their personal information hacked and put in a file. Fark: MSNBC posts the story, tells what site its on and puts up a screenshot of the file description on the site [Fail]
Thu, 29 Jul 2010 10:53:00 EDT -
Fail [link] [52 comments]
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Wil Wheaton is 38 in Earth years (he looks younger because of all that time traveling at light speed) [Wheaton]
Thu, 29 Jul 2010 10:52:33 EDT -
Wheaton [link] [60 comments]
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"When fascism arrives in America it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross" Not to mention oblivious to sexual double entendres [Obvious]
Thu, 29 Jul 2010 10:52:24 EDT -
Obvious [link] [81 comments]
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12-year-old girl survives shooting due to being shot in the God [Sad]
Thu, 29 Jul 2010 07:52:12 EDT -
Sad [link] [378 comments]
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You talkin' to me? YOU TALKIN' TO ME? [Scary]
Thu, 29 Jul 2010 07:12:50 EDT -
Scary [link] [41 comments]
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Disparity in sentencing between crack and coke fixed, the 1980s smile and nod [Strange]
Thu, 29 Jul 2010 06:46:16 EDT -
Strange [link] [177 comments]
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Photoshop this creature coming to get you [Photoshop]
Thu, 29 Jul 2010 06:14:00 EDT -
Photoshop [link] [30 comments]
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Styrofoam packing peanuts are being replaced with mushrooms. Keep that in mind the next time you order a ten-foot tall purple bat-winged fire breathing llama from Amazon [Strange]
Thu, 29 Jul 2010 06:03:42 EDT -
Strange [link] [50 comments]
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All electric cars qualifying for California's $5000 rebate and permission to carry a single rider in an HOV lane please roll forward. Not so fast there, Chevy Volt [Asinine]
Thu, 29 Jul 2010 05:48:00 EDT -
Asinine [link] [154 comments]
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From the well of over-tapped WWII heroism, here are the dentures that won the war [Asinine]
Thu, 29 Jul 2010 05:21:46 EDT -
Asinine [link] [21 comments]
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Retirees - some as old as 90 - accused of playing loud music and having parties lasting into early hours of morning [Hero]
Thu, 29 Jul 2010 04:52:41 EDT -
Hero [link] [29 comments]
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It's Viagra. You know, for kids [Spiffy]
Thu, 29 Jul 2010 04:35:00 EDT -
Spiffy [link] [53 comments]
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56-year-old woman becomes the slowest person to ever swim the English Channel. A WINNER IS YOU [Amusing]
Thu, 29 Jul 2010 04:14:00 EDT -
Amusing [link] [25 comments]
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If you put a flightless bird on a conveyor belt will it take off? [Sappy]
Thu, 29 Jul 2010 03:45:00 EDT -
Sappy [link] [41 comments]
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Urban ninja mothers urge women to take back the streets. Your move, urban pirate mothers [Interesting]
Thu, 29 Jul 2010 03:14:00 EDT -
Interesting [link] [50 comments]
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Beer laced with cheese helps sexual performance. Which explains how a small town like Green Bay can sell out a stadium for 50 years straight [Strange]
Thu, 29 Jul 2010 01:55:00 EDT -
Strange [link] [40 comments]
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One in five Californians say they need mental health care. That explains Pelosi [Obvious]
Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:58:00 EDT -
Obvious [link] [86 comments]
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If you're an overweight, middle-aged, balding man who keeps showing up in the background of reporters' live shots, the English news media is onto you [Amusing]
Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:37:46 EDT -
Amusing [link] [76 comments]
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Gulf oil is disappearing on its own, Anderson Cooper will have to find somewhere else to wear his muscle shirts, Oh the humanity [Interesting]
Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:13:50 EDT -
Interesting [link] [215 comments]
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Theme of Farktography Contest No. 273: "Dirty Pictures." Note: Nothing sexual. Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme [Farktography]
Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:01:00 EDT -
Farktography [link] [119 comments]
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Photoshop a reason for these two to be doing what they are doing [Photoshop]
Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:01:00 EDT -
Photoshop [link] [43 comments]
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♫ Motor home man ♫ Motor home man ♫ Motor home man hates bicycle man ♫ They have a fight ♫ Motor home wins ♫ Motor home man ♫ [Sad]
Wed, 28 Jul 2010 23:18:59 EDT -
Sad [link] [73 comments]
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Law blog illustrates the serious topic of age discrimination with a very inappropriate image [Amusing]
Wed, 28 Jul 2010 22:06:34 EDT -
Amusing [link] [220 comments]
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To everybody all freaked out about a Mosque being built near the WTC site? There's already a mosque right there, actually even closer to the WTC site. Oh noes [Ironic]
Wed, 28 Jul 2010 21:05:38 EDT -
Ironic [link] [441 comments]
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Cheeseburger found in woman's gas tank. It's always in the last place you look [Weird]
Wed, 28 Jul 2010 20:54:10 EDT -
Weird [link] [42 comments]
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Fark ready headline - Police: Naked man sets prosthetic leg on fire with crack pipe [Fail]
Wed, 28 Jul 2010 20:21:17 EDT -
Fail [link] [35 comments]
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While we're cleaning up oil and burning lots of coal, the European Union and six member states are going fusion [Cool]
Wed, 28 Jul 2010 20:19:10 EDT -
Cool [link] [141 comments]
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See Fabulous Las Vegas - Experience the nightlife, the gambling, the glamour and glitz, and the internet shoe store office [Strange]
Wed, 28 Jul 2010 19:49:27 EDT -
Strange [link] [49 comments]
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News: Woman discovers husband is cheating on her. Not News: Husband actually has a second wife. Fark: First wife finds out about second wife when she sees their wedding pictures on Facebook [Amusing]
Wed, 28 Jul 2010 19:03:17 EDT -
Amusing [link] [83 comments]
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For metro areas with populations over one million, Las Vegas had the highest jobless rate at 14.5% and Washington, D.C. had the lowest at 6.4%... even though both cities are all about playing with other people's money [Interesting]
Wed, 28 Jul 2010 18:51:11 EDT -
Interesting [link] [75 comments]
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Protip: when trying to woo a potential mate, try flowers, chocolates, or music. Stun guns and handcuffs are best saved until after you're married [Dumbass]
Wed, 28 Jul 2010 18:17:08 EDT -
Dumbass [link] [48 comments]
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Hoon repeat offender's car crushed in demonstration of Australia's tough new anti-hoon laws. WTF is "hooning"? [Strange]
Wed, 28 Jul 2010 18:13:12 EDT -
Strange [link] [138 comments]
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2010 is going to be the hottest year on record since record-keeping began in 1880. The current top 10: 2005, 2007, 2009, 1998, 2002, 2003, 2006, 2004, 2001 and 2008. But hey, it snowed last winter, so don't worry [Obvious]
Wed, 28 Jul 2010 18:12:12 EDT -
Obvious [link] [285 comments]
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Elisabeth Hasselbeck thinks a lot of older lesbians would have turned out straight if they could have only landed a man [Dumbass]
Wed, 28 Jul 2010 18:10:38 EDT -
Dumbass [link] [346 comments]
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I'll see your car-stealing bear and raise you a bear who doesn't need ANYTHING. Except these pears and grapes, and this fishbowl, and this teddy bear. And that's ALL HE NEEDS [Weird]
Wed, 28 Jul 2010 17:46:40 EDT -
Weird [link] [55 comments]
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Abandoned chickens in need of home, 11 herbs and spices [Obvious]
Wed, 28 Jul 2010 17:41:46 EDT -
Obvious [link] [28 comments]
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Man arrested for taking pictures at an Amtrak station. Fark: for an Amtrak-sponsored contest called Picture Our Train [Asinine]
Wed, 28 Jul 2010 17:40:34 EDT -
Asinine [link] [92 comments]
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Artist creates 9-ft crucified Christ made of wire coathangers. As if religion didn't cause enough hangups [Weird]
Wed, 28 Jul 2010 16:59:07 EDT -
Weird [link] [68 comments]
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How do you get that promotion over your work-rival? Go straight to C) Plant child porn on his computer and call the cops [Asinine]
Wed, 28 Jul 2010 16:47:54 EDT -
Asinine [link] [121 comments]
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Vermont city authorizes vigilante groups to protect painted cow sculptures. "If the cows aren't safe, how can people be safe?" [Amusing]
Wed, 28 Jul 2010 16:41:47 EDT -
Amusing [link] [29 comments]
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Photoshop this diminutive dictator [Photoshop]
Wed, 28 Jul 2010 16:10:00 EDT -
Photoshop [link] [70 comments]
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What may be the first story posted on Fark that involves a 20 year old man grabbing a young girl in a bathing suit that doesn't end in an arrest. Oh, and it also involves the ghost of a dead firefighter [Hero]
Wed, 28 Jul 2010 16:00:34 EDT -
Hero [link] [68 comments]
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