Best video proving theory that yes, your hair will freeze if you jump out of a hot tub and run outside into -12 degree temperatures [Amusing]
Thu, 11 Mar 2010 15:27:04 EST -
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Schoolboard member under fire for calling a small group of chronically disruptive students 'hoodlums.' "They might be disruptive. They might be in gangs. They might be many things, but they are not hoodlums." [Florida]
Thu, 11 Mar 2010 15:25:11 EST -
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State of Michigan spends $1.15 million to develop novel Web application that lets users create their own space to keep in touch with friends and family. Why didn't someone thing of that before? [Stupid]
Thu, 11 Mar 2010 15:11:06 EST -
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Whoever said, "There's no harm in asking," clearly never submitted a request under the Indian government's Right to Information Act [Obvious]
Thu, 11 Mar 2010 14:58:05 EST -
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'Net Posse Tracked 'Jihad Jane' for Three Years [Interesting]
Thu, 11 Mar 2010 14:53:09 EST -
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The British couldn't silence USS Constitution's guns, and a bunch of stupid angry neighbors won't either [Followup]
Thu, 11 Mar 2010 14:51:16 EST -
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The U.S. Department of Education is buying some much needed supplies: calculators, pens, paper, text books, 27 short barrelled shot guns, gym equipment, backpacks, crayons [Scary]
Thu, 11 Mar 2010 14:28:55 EST -
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Breakfast tacos represent the pinnacle of Man's domination over deliciousness [Interesting]
Thu, 11 Mar 2010 14:16:15 EST -
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All the cool atheists are becoming Buddhists [Cool]
Thu, 11 Mar 2010 13:47:39 EST -
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Your Shopper loyalty card: a great way to get discounts, special offers, and warnings from the CDC that the food you just bought could make you vomit blood from your eyeballs [Interesting]
Thu, 11 Mar 2010 13:29:56 EST -
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Wait, Madonna is on Seinfeld's new show, the Marriage Ref? Hasn't she been married like 37 times? [Ironic]
Thu, 11 Mar 2010 13:16:08 EST -
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In case you were wondering, shooting six of your co-workers is cause for termination [Followup]
Thu, 11 Mar 2010 13:05:12 EST -
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Exploring one of California's most peculiar mysteries: Why do so many Chinese restaurants also sell donuts? [Strange]
Thu, 11 Mar 2010 12:42:16 EST -
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Dublin, Ireland just got a leprechaun museum? You'd think they would have been on that already [Silly]
Thu, 11 Mar 2010 12:41:03 EST -
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Photoshop this Lalique piece [Photoshop]
Thu, 11 Mar 2010 12:16:10 EST -
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The US Dollar? What is that, like 97 cents Canadian? [Scary]
Thu, 11 Mar 2010 12:15:57 EST -
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I'm just saying, some people just have that "registered sex offender" look about them [Scary]
Thu, 11 Mar 2010 11:40:36 EST -
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NY lawmaker achieves the piNaCle of stupid [Dumbass]
Thu, 11 Mar 2010 11:37:23 EST -
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Suspect in Auschwitz sign theft to be extradited to Poland, where he will hopefully be able to work off his sentence somehow [Interesting]
Thu, 11 Mar 2010 11:21:44 EST -
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Student suspended from school for saying no to drugs. Wait, what? [Stupid]
Thu, 11 Mar 2010 11:21:44 EST -
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Zombie elephant growing larger and stronger by the day and clueless Australian authorities are doing nothing to stop it [Scary]
Thu, 11 Mar 2010 11:20:03 EST -
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7.2 magnitude earthquake stirs Chile [News]
Thu, 11 Mar 2010 10:55:13 EST -
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Sydney school discovers that they really shouldn't be keeping autistic children in cages. I don't think so. No. Definitely not [Dumbass]
Thu, 11 Mar 2010 10:37:20 EST -
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Geeks can now roam the streets in their own QWERTY keyboard car [Weird]
Thu, 11 Mar 2010 10:17:06 EST -
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Man breaks into church to watch porn. I don't know how many "hail Marys" that one must take, but it's got to be a lot [Weird]
Thu, 11 Mar 2010 10:05:45 EST -
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Fake dentist arrested for giving patient lead fillings [Obvious]
Thu, 11 Mar 2010 09:57:48 EST -
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Kansas City closes half its schools, most of which it wasn't using anyway [Stupid]
Thu, 11 Mar 2010 08:47:49 EST -
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New school gym features locker rooms that allow people in the hall to watch the showers. "The first time a person looks in there and sees a naked kid we're going to have a problem" [Stupid]
Thu, 11 Mar 2010 08:10:40 EST -
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Tasteful Israeli supermarket ad parodies Dubai assassins. Offers killer prices [Amusing]
Thu, 11 Mar 2010 08:02:03 EST -
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A letter to my daughters about weed [Interesting]
Thu, 11 Mar 2010 06:24:00 EST -
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Photoshop this stacked ship [Photoshop]
Thu, 11 Mar 2010 06:01:10 EST -
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A Mississippi high school takes the occasion of a lesbian student wanting to attend prom with her girlfriend and wear a tuxedo as a chance to teach everyone a lesson on tolerance. Nah, just kidding, they cancelled the whole damn thing [Asinine]
Thu, 11 Mar 2010 05:36:00 EST -
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There are many ways to announce a fundraising dinner featuring a pig roast. Superimposed over an image of the World Trade Center towers aflame would not be one of them [Stupid]
Thu, 11 Mar 2010 04:59:00 EST -
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"America's billionaires have not rebounded from the recession as strongly as other countries' billionaires." Won't somebody think of the American billionaires? Somebody??? [Sad]
Thu, 11 Mar 2010 03:51:00 EST -
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Teen shoots himself in the testicles. Bet he doesn't have the balls to do that again [Fail]
Thu, 11 Mar 2010 02:10:00 EST -
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Homeless man finds shelter by using hotel reward points earned when he had a high-paying job [Sad]
Thu, 11 Mar 2010 01:57:41 EST -
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Officials say bobcat responsible for power outage, ruining police academy movies [Strange]
Thu, 11 Mar 2010 01:55:00 EST -
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Small B.C. surf town of Tofino takes stand, moves to ban McDonald's, Starbucks, and Tim Hortons from wrecking its radical character [Cool]
Thu, 11 Mar 2010 00:40:00 EST -
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Hard-assed hood has brain hemorrhage and goes into coma for two weeks. Wakes up with a passion to paint, speak in rhyme, write poetry and love of kittens [Weird]
Thu, 11 Mar 2010 00:21:05 EST -
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Theme of Farktography Contest No. 253: "I'm a Geek, and I'm Proud of It". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme [Farktography]
Thu, 11 Mar 2010 00:01:00 EST -
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Man strangles his girlfriend to death and then tries to kill himself by drinking bleach and slashing his wrists. Of course, he went across the street and not down the block [Fail]
Wed, 10 Mar 2010 23:24:28 EST -
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Not news: Woman decides to rob people. News: Successfully robs 11 people. Fark: Robs $6 [Fail]
Wed, 10 Mar 2010 22:50:11 EST -
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He won $150 at the MGM Grand in Detroit, met two women who said they wanted to party, got a motel room, stripped and jumped in the shower expecting the women to join him. His luck ended there [Amusing]
Wed, 10 Mar 2010 22:40:18 EST -
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Semi overturns and spills 45,000 pounds of batteries. Driver not charged [Fail]
Wed, 10 Mar 2010 22:23:30 EST -
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Photoshop this flower carrier [Photoshop]
Wed, 10 Mar 2010 21:13:10 EST -
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A good yarn? Town tries to solve the mystery of the midnight knitter [Amusing]
Wed, 10 Mar 2010 20:50:04 EST -
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Large Hadron Collider misses again. This is not a repeat from 2011 [Fail]
Wed, 10 Mar 2010 20:18:27 EST -
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Ric Romero headline of the day: "Poor choices can end with bad results" [Obvious]
Wed, 10 Mar 2010 20:07:24 EST -
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A blind man with a seeing-eye dog who was denied entry at a Subway restaurant files outlandish lawsuits with claims that the experience has caused him unimaginable stress. Just kidding, he just won't eat there anymore [Spiffy]
Wed, 10 Mar 2010 19:21:01 EST -
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Not news: Gunman prompts school lockdown. Fark: Gunman was wielding a Nerf gun [Dumbass]
Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:44:44 EST -
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